Gitcho The Platypus Saves Our Dreams

If our dreams are small enough. The team’s being sold. It’s what you want. No major…

If I were Perry Minasian, Part IV

Welcome to my version of the “If I Were Perry Minasian” series. In order to rosterbate responsibly, we…

If I Were Perry Minasian Part III

Welcome to the third annual installment of the “If I Were Perry Minasian” series. In order…

If I Were Perry Minasian Part II

Welcome to the third annual installment of the “If I Were Perry Minasian” series. In order…

If I Were Perry Minasian Part I

Welcome to the third annual installment of the “If I Were Perry Minasian” series. In order…

“If I Were Perry” Ground Rules

This is an offseason like no other. The Angels are up for sale and we don’t…

The Big “If I Were Perry” Link Compilation

As promised, here is the big compilation of all the “If I Were Perry Minasian” pretend…

If I Were Perry Minasian On Chopped

There has been a lot of water under the bridge this offseason and it is hard…

If I Were Perry Minasian, Part VI

Welcome to the sixth installment of the If I were Perry Minasian series, where CtPG writers detail the…