LA Angels Thursday News Crash

Did we even play a game last night? I wasn’t watching cause at this point I don’t care since being slightly less loser means nothing in reality as far as I can tell. I listened to the Pandas game and that was it, and if we end up the 2nd worst team this year then HUZZAH! hopefully we get more good Pandas out of it.

But at this point? Night over night? I’ll watch a game if I have nothing better to do. But there is a lot of better out there now that football is on.

By the way, your list of teams. You realize all you have to do is list the teams with the lowest win percentage over six years and then yell “GOTCHA” to make that point right? It ignores, by it’s nature, teams that simply avoid being top five in worst win % over six years aren’t on it…. so…. good fer you?

You, on the other hand, are in a spot where you’re gonna want to cheer like an idiot if the team takes 2 of 3 from the Mariners and “wins” by having 99 losses like you were actually in on some great effort. That is going to be sad. Like the simple guy that used to live in my neighborhood and would lose his shit for joy every time he found a scratched off lottery ticket on the ground because he thought just finding something colorful and shiny meant it was a winner and he was rich. I was like ten years old. It would bum me out.

I don’t think there is a grand plan within the Angels to tank. You’re right, the inducements for it are too slim for a front office to “go for the bottom!”. Rather, the team is just garbage, and as long as it’s garbage some fans have run the numbers. They have ground these numbers up and found that if we lose enough games we gain a razor thin advantage over what we would have had otherwise, and they want that.

Then apparently one of those fans took all those fine sand-like grains of ground up numbers and hurled them into your vagina.