Look, it is Spring and I don’t celebrate the wins or moan the losses like you all do but for kryst sakes, it is F’n Jedi and Butterface Servais. F-that, BEAT THE MARINERS.
That was a landmark but unfortunately he is not doing much to convince anyone he should play over any of the other OFs. He has power, I think he has 4 extra base hits this spring, but nothing else.
…but he lost epic poundage and is in the best shape of his life. At the very least he should remain on the roster to assist the trainers with meal planning for the team.
Look, it is Spring and I don’t celebrate the wins or moan the losses like you all do but for kryst sakes, it is F’n Jedi and Butterface Servais. F-that, BEAT THE MARINERS.
You do realize that those of us “celebrating” the wins are doing so in a tongue n’ cheek manner, right? RIGHT?
No need to tell us where you’re sticking your tongue. As for me – I’m opening a bottle of Dom Perignon after every win. 🍾
I guess we’ll have to see how they play in Peoria….
Dozier & LeBlanc sent down, yep we don’t want to win this year.
LOL
Good, sweeping out the barn
This years candidate for former Doyers fools gold signee has to be Adam Kolarek (Kolonic?).
Some day Perry will learn but today is not that day.
900k ….and then we signed Plesac, we cut him off the 40man. Cut bait on the weak link.
You gotta kiss a lot of Princes to get to the frog…….um……wait a sec
Moniak continues to hit well, otherwise no hitting again. and bad pitching. Not a lot of regulars in the game today.
What do you mean no hitting? Today is a monumental day. Jo Adell earned his very first free pass of the eternal spring.
That was a landmark but unfortunately he is not doing much to convince anyone he should play over any of the other OFs. He has power, I think he has 4 extra base hits this spring, but nothing else.
well and 3 SB’s
we only lost one game today – progress – the green shoots of spring
imagine: if Fontenelle can make it, it would take care of 3B for a decade.
karma – maybe under-hyped Cole is the yang to the yin of Wood
This is the team I know and love….welcome back😀
I’m not worried about Southard. He has no control, never has, won’t make the team. It’s Kolarek I’m afraid of.
boy, I hate Kolarek.
Does anyone else see the resemblance between Matt Moore and Rendon?
Good call. But, Moore plays more than Rendon.
Quite the sad fact.
Sano at .087. Is that better than if someone doesn’t play at all because he’s ‘Done’?
…but he lost epic poundage and is in the best shape of his life. At the very least he should remain on the roster to assist the trainers with meal planning for the team.
He can be an “eating accountability buddy” for fat Mike. Knock food out of his hand.
Ehh he’d probably swing and miss at that as well.
😄
Ouch!
If an infield grounder hits your face instead of your glove, you probably won’t make the big league club
Hopefully not!
That’s the perfect way to learn to NEVER do that again 🤣
He has a face like a catchers mitt
What about a fly ball bouncing off the melon for a HR?
Then, to the chagrin of the pitcher, teammates and his manager, thinking it was funny.
That worked for Miggy a few years back, just sayin’………
I’ll be happy if Moniak hits .318 this year
Ok, is it Wantz as in Obi-Wan, or Wantz as in Antz (the movie)?
The Jedi pronunciation is correct.
“ rhymes with pants”
that’s what the spring media guide says
lobsters for Seattle
whats that wet stuff falling from the sky
besides our Vive le France infield, we have a collection of red beards in the BP: Daniels, Wantz, Bachman…they all are led by Enright
Hey Mickey is swinging the stick well this Spring.
A lot of people with the day off today?
road game. plus its raining a bit. i
‘d get anyone off the field who is headed to the MLB in April
No calzone for you!