Trout, Ohtani bless corneas with back-to-back jacks as Angels get crushed

White Sox 11 Angels 4

The fun for the Angels tonight took place early and often, as the affable Andrew Velazquez (Squid), powerful Mike Trout, and photogenic Shohei Ohtani all decided they’d had enough of Johnny Cueto.

That’s not all Ohtani did on the night: he also schmacked two doubles! Ohtani, slated to pitch tomorrow, seems to do one amazing thing after another.

Unfortunately, that’s where the fun ended for the Angels, as the White Sox hammered Halos pitching for ten straight runs. Mike Trout took some more upper-90s chin music (thanks a lot, Joe Kelly) and Brandon Marsh got injured with a knee contusion attempting to chase a sinking liner west of the foul line. Through seven innings, the Angels surrendered 17 hits and recorded 21 outs — that’s a recipe for a WHIPping. During the game, Chelsea Tepera, wife of Angels’ reliever Ryan Tepera, had some choice words for beat writer Jeff Fletcher.

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Senator_John_Blutarsky
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Mrs. Shoemaker is a much better writer. Just sayin’

DowningDude
Super Member
1 month ago

I always loved reading Rich Thompson’s wife’s blog … Ashley?

Halo71
Trusted Member
1 month ago

The Angels are now somehow wasting two once in a lifetime players. This organization is a complete embarrassment.

Senator_John_Blutarsky
Super Member
Reply to  Halo71

What’s more interesting is how two “once in a lifetime” players can make absolutely no difference to the success of a franchise.

Guest
Newbie
1 month ago

12 games back as of now 6/29.

15 games back (or more) by the all-star break on 7/19.

20 games back (or more) by the 8/02 trade deadline when the Angels become sellers..

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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You know, if you live long enough, you’re 100% sure to get cancer.

Senator_John_Blutarsky
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ScoopleDoople
Trusted Member
1 month ago

As my stepson tells me, “Everyone who drinks water, dies”  😀 

h27kim
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  ScoopleDoople

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide…

Guest
Newbie
1 month ago

Well you already have AIDS right now so that’s even worse…

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Cancer’s 100% certain to kill you before AIDS gets me. When ever I’m having a bad day I just think about that and I feel a little better.

Guest
Newbie
1 month ago

Well good for you. With that dopey thumbnail pic of Putin he must be your man-crush besides your current husband…

MikeSalmon
Super Member
1 month ago

Now that we’ve seen Mackinnon get some chances at 3rd, who’s still sold on him there? (Not that there’s much of anything we can do about it.)

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Reply to  MikeSalmon

Yeah. I mean, he’s had something like 20 at bats. I’d say that’s enough for me to be pretty sure he just doesn’t have the major leagueness I’m so good at identifying with my Lylin eyes. On top of that he has zero errors at third. It’s obvious he’s just trying to trick me. I hate MacKinnon.

WallyChuckChili
Super Member
1 month ago

Remember when we Hit 3 HRs and we were Happy?

Yeah, good times…

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Super Member

Fletcher should have replied “You know, fan is short for fanatic Chelsea… so hurr durr dee bitchtit sandscrit.”

MarineLayer
Super Member
1 month ago

Her husband isn’t very good either.

WallyChuckChili
Super Member
1 month ago

I can understand Montgomery’s Postgame interciew better than Nevin’s mumbling.

jcstein
Trusted Member
1 month ago

I hope Loup gets through whatever he’s going through. If his troubles are being caused by his personal life, that sucks.

Jayman28
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1 month ago
Reply to  jcstein

If Loup is going through some personal stuff, I’m curious if that’s what is affecting him pitching wise. Or it’s just a coincidence Ms. Terpera brought it up.

DowningDude
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1 month ago

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Already turned my page. Fun inning we had there at least

Brent
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1 month ago

Ah, love when the wive’s get involved on twitter. Makes things so much more fun. Can you believe that that’s a free site!

YOUknowulovetheIE
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1 month ago

Loup duped the angels

Jessica DeLine
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Super Member
1 month ago

How about those back to back jacks huh? And that… Errr never mind. I’m numb now to these losses.

WallyChuckChili
Super Member
1 month ago

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