Everything Is Awesome When You’re Part of the 10-3 Losing Angels Team!

In the latest episode of Halo Stink, we are introduced to Orioles pitcher Kyle Gibson, who has a goal of besting the fiery Patrick Sandoval. Who will have the upper hand?!

Okay, who am I fooling? We all know these days any team not called Angels has the upper hand. This game was no different.

Baltimore already had a 5 run lead after three innings, when the Angels started their futile comeback thanks to crazy streaky but new A.L. Player of the Week Luis Rengifo’s 2-run homer.

Aside from that and a 6th inning sac fly RBI by Moustakas, the rest of the thunder came from the O’s bats who just kept piling on little by little until the score was 10-3. The scoring was capped off by Barria surrendering 2 home runs in the 8th.

The pitching lines were quite ugly. Sandoval gave up 7 runs, 4 earned, with only 3 strikeouts and 4 walks in 5 innings. Barria gave up 3 runs on 5 hits in 3 innings. Hey, on the bright side, Gerardo Reyes threw a scoreless 9th!

But the Angels did nothing in the bottom of the 9th and lost by a score of 10-3. 6 losses in a row get us closer to the draft lottery! Winning!

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2002heaven
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7 months ago

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YOUknowulovetheIE
Trusted Member
7 months ago

DFA Barria

Brent
Super Member
7 months ago

Angels Baseball 2023 – Winning by Losing!

James
Trusted Member
7 months ago

I took a muscle relaxer and crashed after the 2nd inning. Fought staying awake but glad I missed the latest loss. Football is back yay.

steelgolf
Super Member
7 months ago

Team tank is hard work, so remember PTP and your “scouting staff” of two guys with laptops and some guy from Asheville, (because that’s all that Arte will fund) don’t blow this early draft pick. Stud pitcher is what you need, for the first 8 picks, at least. Otherwise you are destined to fail with the Barrias and Suarez’s of the league.

KelN90
Member
7 months ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Hey the rent in Asheville is outrageous, compared to the rest of NC. There’s some money being spent there 😂

steelgolf
Super Member
7 months ago
Reply to  KelN90

Outrageous is probably a subjective term. I’m guessing that areas in CA and New York would make it seem like a bargain.

KelN90
Member
7 months ago
Reply to  steelgolf

That’s why I said compared to rest of NC

GrandpaBaseball
Legend
7 months ago

Tied for8th in Tank Standings – Keep it going Boys, Draft Choices matter. 😀 

2002heaven
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7 months ago

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It’ll be back, Phil’s gone silly.

John Henry Weitzel
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7 months ago

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StarLord
Member
7 months ago

TANK TANK TANK!
All according to the prophecy!
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Mia
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Mia
7 months ago

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DowningDude
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7 months ago
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jshort63
Member
7 months ago

This game was a study in ennui. I had some paperwork to plow through so had the game on in my office. The TV producer kept trying to find shots of interesting fans in the stands, but just shot after shot of people scrolling on their phones, or just staring listlessly out into space. The best shot was of Oriole manager Brandon Hyde with his head leaning on the edge of the dugout. He literally looked like he was asleep. The whole thing was like watching grass grow.

Pineapple12
Super Member
7 months ago

Who cares ?
NFL is back tomorrow

FungoAle
Super Member
7 months ago

Shit-show moves forward, welcoming Cleveland for a 4-game set, Giolitto on Saturday is the only one I would like to win.

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DowningDude
Legend
7 months ago

I think a double feature of Lego Movie and Emoji Movie might be more fun than our team right now. Woof. I fell asleep on the couch watching this game. 💤

Last edited 7 months ago by DowningDude
WallyChuckChili
Legend
7 months ago
Reply to  DowningDude

Lucky you.

MarineLayer
Super Member
7 months ago

The tank is going well. Too well.

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
7 months ago

we need to go 9-13 to *equal* last year’s horrible record. I doubt we can do it.

2GA2Join
Super Member
7 months ago

We are now just behind Detroit.
And I remember thinking this season that Detroit really stunk this year.

Twebur
Legend
7 months ago
Reply to  2GA2Join

It will take one hell of an amazing roster rebuild…or it’s 100 loss season in 2024

clover_black
Super Member
7 months ago
Reply to  Twebur

Amazing roster rebuild might get them to .500.

Twebur
Legend
7 months ago

💩