Angels Embarrass themselves in front of the Dodgers

There really isn’t much reason to watch Angel games this year. Only real, truly dedicated fans would even bother at this point, and even then those few people are waning. We, as Angels fans have entered into pathetic loser status, like Jets fans in the NFL, where people just feel sorry for you these days.

And yet, for us masochists who continue to watch, despite all logic otherwise, I lied. there are still some reasons to watch the team. You could be the fan that wants to see Mike Trout before he retires or leaves the team. A person who wants to see Jo Adell win that Gold Glove. Or perhaps that guy who just really wants to see the Angels have an ace before the clock strikes midnight.

Jose Soriano has been amazing. That one pitcher that somehow, someway, on this pathetic team has stood out as an actually great player. A true Ace that this team would appreciate more if it was an Ace away. Like even in 2022, this version of Soriano could have made the difference maybe… but enough of that, how did the brightest bright spot in this darkness of a franchise do today?

He went 5 and 1/3 innings, giving up 6 runs on 1 hit, striking out 6 and walking 6. Oh No, what happened? Well, Soriano lost control with 1 out in the 6th and could not find the strike zone. Walk after walk after HBP after walk after walk. And then Silseth came in… and hit the next batter. And then gave up a single.

6K, 6 walks,, 6 ER. Perfectly balanced, or some Satanist stuff

As for the rest of the team, well, Logan was back. Again. Still did not fix their terrible ABS usage as they kept losing challenges. But, uh, they were not shut out at least? So there is that.

GET BETTER AT THAT
Even Soriano cannot into ABS challenge

“Highlighted” Recap

Dodgers scored in the first on a sac fly

1-0 Dodgers

Soriano then proceeded to shut the team down, keeping it a 0-1 game all the way until the 6th. That is when he lost all control and after an Ohtani ground out it was walk, walk, HBP, walk, walk, walk…

3-0 Dodgers

Silseth came in… and hit a batter

4-0 Dodgers

And then a 2 run single

6-0 Dodgers

But hey, at least the Angels scored in the 6th with an Adell 2 run double!

NOT SHUT OUT

But seriously, the Angels have only scored at most 2 runs 22 times this season. Will this be 23? It would have to NOT be to make this a game.

Also they would need to stop the Dodgers from scoring, which, yeah, was not gonna happen.

Because in the 8th, Ohtani hit an inside the park home run on confusion on the netting being in play or not (it is).

9-2 Dodgers

And then a more conventional home run by Betts

10-2 Dodgers

Look, it is only a 8 run game, surely-

11-2 Dodgers

Things just get worse and worse and it is the 9th, just use a position player at this point…

12-2 Dodgers

STOP IT ALREADY THE ANGELS ARE ALREADY DEAD

15-2 Dodgers

Angels lose. Badly.

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One more game in this series tomorrow. Then the A’s come for 4. Now THOSE fans are the only one more miserable than Angels fans. The ones from Oakland/SF Bay area that is. Even if the team is thriving, having the team move and on the way to Las Vegas, yikes. I expect more Angels fans there than A’s when that place opens.

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MH252525
Super Member
15 minutes ago

And who in the Angels front office staff thinks it’s a good idea to have Grayson’s first start be against the Dodgers. Can’t we get him one game to at least get some confidence before blowing it?

MH252525
Super Member
19 minutes ago

Manoah pitched ONE game in low A, got his ass handed to him and then Angels insta promoted him. Like it’s so concerning that they can’t see with their own eyes that he has nothing that they have to promote him and let things play out that any other front office would just know is going to happen. It’s concerning they gave him a guaranteed contract in the first place. Romano getting dropped is probably only because he said something negative. He’s infinitely better at actually pitching than Manoah and if Manoah ever gets a start I’m betting so much money on the that guy getting lit up. Easy money.

GonFishin
Trusted Member
31 minutes ago

I was at the game tonight. Not by choice mind you, but my fiancé is a Dodgers fan and wanted to go.

It was a horrible experience. From the shitty concessions to the baseball. Zero buzz whenever the Angels were at bat. The only positive was I was able to spot other Angels next to me at times in the sea of blue, and just looking at them, I could tell they were thinking in the same thing. In the 9th inning, a very small group were chanting “Sell the team” before getting drowned out by the Dodgers offense.

It’s a small start. Best thing that can happen moving forward is that they continue to lose. We need to be so bad, that national news picks it up. I hope any protest that happens from the fans is successful.

Senator_John_Blutarsky
Legend
32 minutes ago

The team tried their bestest to be competitive, but it just takes so much energy and focus to provide a safe, family-friendly environment that chasing wins every game is just impossible.

Soriano delivered a thoroughly angelic performance giving up 6 earned runs on one hit. However it was Manoah’s stellar results out of the steerpen that made Perry proudest.

The team just needs to stay focused on producing great entertainment value for the visiting team’s fans. It’s thrilling to see Perry’s work over 5 years culminating in yet another successful season.

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
52 minutes ago

and with this game the Angels also have the worst run differential in the majors

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
53 minutes ago

Perry, to everybody he’ll get rid of: “I had to do something!”

Everyone will soon be gone except Suzuki, Lowe, Moncada, Manoah, O’Hoppe, Neto, Bachman, Rodriguez, and Schanuel.

DowningDude
Legend
1 hour ago

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DowningDude
Legend
1 hour ago

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DowningDude
Legend
1 hour ago

[Chris Farley voice]
“hey – remember that time when we went 6-and-0 versus the dodgers one season? That was AWESOME”

TrojanBoiler
Super Member
1 hour ago

I don’t have words anymore.

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

He should say players need to come out with some pride and stop accepting defeat. Man up and stop being losers.

DowningDude
Legend
1 hour ago
Reply to  bobblanton

But they are a bunch of losers.

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

He is an idiot. I don’t think he is as dumb as Nevin but he is close

GrandpaBaseball
Legend
1 hour ago
Reply to  bobblanton

Neither chase wins,  😎 

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

Excuses excuses excuses

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

Suzuki sounds ignorant in the press conference

steelgolf
Legend
1 hour ago

I can’t believe I will actually be at the stadium next Friday night to watch this catastrophe of a team. But, kids school night and she wants to go because her best friend is going. 🤷‍♂️ This team is embarrassing .

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Above and beyond

ryanfea
Super Member
1 hour ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Father of the year territory here

DowningDude
Legend
1 hour ago
Reply to  ryanfea

CPS might be needed subjecting a child to such torture.. 😂 (I’m kidding)

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

Angels 5-20 last 25 games

Angels2020Champs
Legend
1 hour ago

Thanks for the chuckles JHW.

FUCK YOU SHARTE

bobblanton
Super Member
1 hour ago

He would love it

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