Angels Lose 100 for the first time Ever

Of course it would come down to the last game of the season. With 100 losses on the line, the Angels tease the fans by having this dreadful level of suckatude come down to the last game of the season, blowing leads and being offensively offensive for so much of the season that it HAS to be on purpose at this point.

That some of you reading this WANT 100 losses sicken me. Yes, it is a mostly useless factoid but it is SOMETHING to have over other teams at a time that the fans need anything we can get. Losing today would mean absolutely nothing. It won’t change the lottery odds, it won’t even change the 2nd+ rounds as the Angels can’t be jumped by the A’s or move past the Rockies. Is it to just spite Arte as he finally leaves? All that will do will lose us a fun fact as he DNGAF and people in the future won’t care either.

Losing 100 games doesn’t even give you much, really only the Astros have absolutely tanked this century AND were able to be great. The constantly playoff teams like the Dodgers and Yankees haven’t lost 100 in over a century. Dodgers are looking to break the Braves record of consecutive playoff appearances and the Yankees haven’t even had a losing season since 1992. Why should we root for a big L that won’t help at all?

Anyway, it was Kikuchi’s final start of the season, maybe of his time with the Angels, who knows what happens this offseason. He went 5 innings, giving up 3 runs on 6 hits, striking out 7 and walking 1. Not bad, but he really was inefficient and needed to go more.

Needed more with how bad this offense is

The real blunder was the offense though. And defense. Multiple bad defensive plays. Worse situational hitting. It was horrible. Hard to watch even. Scoring so few runs and then just giving the Mariners even more is how you lose. And that is what this team has been. The worst team in Angels history. Utterly disgusting.

Highlighted Recap

Grissom stupidly wasted the first Angels challenge with 2 outs in the top of the 1st with no on just because he stupidly thought he had a walk. What he really has is bad eyes.

You dumbass

In the 2nd, a bunt, botch by Meckler, and a groundout made it 1-0 Mariners.

1-0 Mariners

A HBP and 2 hits in the 3rd allowed another run to score for the Mariners.

2-0 Mariners

And a groundout makes that 3 runs.

3-0 Mariners

It wasn’t a shutout as the Angels scrapped by to get a run across on a sac fly in the 6th.

3-1 Mariners

However the stupid team can’t keep anything close as they allow a run on Grissom not being able to catch a throw.

4-1 Mariners

And instead of getting out of the inning, Siri drops the ball allowing 2 more to score.

6-1 Mariners

In the 8th, the Angels did not go quietly as Siri hit a 2 run home run to mostly make up for his bad fielding today. Mostly.

6-3 Mariners

So that means the catching must be stupid and have a passed ball to give the Mariners one more run in the bottom of the 8th because they SUCK.

7-3 Mariners

Angels do jack shit in the 9th and lose 100 games for the first time ever. I’m so mad right now.

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Marcotor
Trusted Member
38 seconds ago

So… we have lost the ability to say zOMG WE SUCK LESS!!! I wasn’t rooting fot 100 L’s, but there is no instrument invented that could measure how little it matters.

Through a(nother) crap season, with a tiny sliver of hope near the bitter end, HH is, and always be the best place to cheer, cry, bash, whine, and commensurate with the faithful.

To the offseason we go!

Fansince1971
Legend
3 minutes ago

Would someone with more AI skills than I please create an image of Arte Moreno with a giant 100 anchor around his neck.

FungoAle
Legend
13 minutes ago

Turn the page.

Four Wild Card games on Tuesday, yes there is a Baseball God

DowningDude
Legend
9 minutes ago
Reply to  FungoAle

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DowningDude
Legend
14 minutes ago

Again boys and girls – a pleasure chilling and taking Halos with you. 😎👍

Fansince1971
Legend
14 minutes ago

The dubious distinction is over. May we only care about achieving 100 wins in the future not put any time nor effort into losses as a point of pride.

Jim Atkins
Super Member
15 minutes ago

Game over. Not sure how much change we will see this offseason with the lockout looming. Frankly, Molly and Moz need to wield an armor-plated broom through the front office and the roster.

clover_black
Super Member
10 minutes ago
Reply to  Jim Atkins

Molly and Moz might get nuked

steelgolf
Legend
8 minutes ago
Reply to  clover_black

I think Moz and Molly stay, and Kuhl gets “retired”. The last of the 3 Horseman.

clover_black
Super Member
4 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Anyone who went to university of Arizona and works for the angels needs immediate firing.

FungoAle
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Texan44
Trusted Member
18 minutes ago

30 days of silence. Then come early November we can see what the next season roster starts to look like. If these same guys return and the same coaches, you can expect an extended tank for 2-4 more years. (Not opposed just stating the obvious, in my opinion)

If no changes by December 1st, there would be no reason to make any changes until the new owners get approval and the die is cast for next season.

DowningDude
Legend
16 minutes ago
Reply to  Texan44

Certainly gonna be interesting to see what the new ownership does on day 1. Can’t wait!

James
Trusted Member
21 minutes ago

This team has accomplished nothing with Trout. Guy is good for a solo homer when it’s inconsequential to the outcome. Albatross contract, same as the Pujols one. When he is gone I will believe again. Until then fuck that 100 loss BS. Embarrassing

clover_black
Super Member
18 minutes ago
Reply to  James

If only they could have a real winner like Ohtani on their roster.

DowningDude
Legend
26 minutes ago

I’m not mad. I just see this as the SHITSCLAMATION mark on the Moreno ownership. Took a champion and turned it into a historical joke. Good riddance Farty Moron-o.

Hoping for better days ahead.

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
23 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

shÅrte

MH252525
Super Member
28 minutes ago

So many guys on this team just need to go and start selling insurance. At least the farm looks somewhat promising. At least we finally have an owner that might be able to hire actual baseball people and FA might want to eventually come here!

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
24 minutes ago
Reply to  MH252525

Don’t forget about being a one on one private instructor to 12u. Might pay as much as an In n Out manager and they can say they were in the Show

steelgolf
Legend
21 minutes ago

Actually, In & Out managers average OVER 200k a year!!

DowningDude
Legend
20 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

If they can get on at in-n-out they’ll be cleaning the grease pits at the end of the night.

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
19 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

I know! Travel ball is big $$$ you’d be surprised how much parent pay for their small child to get taught/babysat from a professional (even AAAÅngels)

steelgolf
Legend
16 minutes ago

😲😲😲😲😲😲

AngelsFanInHell
Super Member
30 minutes ago

Thank you, John Henry. Love your write up.

clover_black
Super Member
31 minutes ago

To think we were this close to 99 losses.

Gonna replay this game in my head for years.

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
26 minutes ago
Reply to  clover_black

Don’t forget to savor that sweet sweet taste of victory when we defeat the Athletics in waiver wire priority ‘27 AND round 2 pick 2, round 3 pick 2 etc.

We… did… it!

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
33 minutes ago

19% chance of the top pick. Unfortunately that means an 81% chance of NOT getting the top pick. My first sim today at tankathon has us at #6, then #2, then #7, then #4. In other words, don’t be too surprised if other teams sneak in ahead of us.

Texan44
Trusted Member
30 minutes ago

I see this similar to picking a starting line up. Not much difference between your #1 and #2 hitter. But there is a huge difference between #1 and #7.

FungoAle
Legend
27 minutes ago
Reply to  Texan44

Think top 3 is a must, no worse than 5.

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
30 minutes ago

But we got to 💯 losses

Mission accomplished for team window lickers

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FungoAle
Legend
27 minutes ago

Other teams will leap frog, every year this happens. But top 3 odds are better than not having the top 3 odds.

AngelsFanInHell
Super Member
26 minutes ago

Yeah, but a few people here are so happy and got all of the losses they could, even though it didn’t really matter. This should have never been an issue.

DowningDude
Legend
25 minutes ago

Who cares what other people feel? Sheesh. 100 sucks but what can we all do? There’s an old saying about lemons or something.

steelgolf
Legend
24 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

Meadowlark Lemon? What did he say?

FungoAle
Legend
34 minutes ago

This is all anti-climatic, I don’t feel better or worse than when we lost 99-games in 2024. I want my money back.

steelgolf
Legend
31 minutes ago
Reply to  FungoAle

Only thing it dies it put a rightful blemish on Perry Minasian and guarantees, in the short term, we shouldn’t have to go through this misery again. It would be one thing if there were multiple injuries that decimated the team, but this was just a poorly set up roster.

FungoAle
Legend
30 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

1000%

clover_black
Super Member
26 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

100 losses in the west should actually be like 140 losses

DowningDude
Legend
23 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

It puts nothing in Minasian … you’re seeing this from a strange POV. He was a nobody yes man. This was a fitting end for Moreno as a send off and his finished business that he finally accomplished.

FungoAle
Legend
21 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

I think you, along with a lot of folks here, kid glove treatment on the GM. Arte did not trade for Soler, sign Stephenson. Cough up draft picks for Thor and Tyler Anderson. The list is long…

DowningDude
Legend
18 minutes ago
Reply to  FungoAle

Meh. It starts at the top. We had a nobody in there making decisions. Hard to succeed when you run a crackpot organization.

steelgolf
Legend
17 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

I look forward to the “retirement” of Kuhl. Get rid of the last of the 3 Horseman of the Baseball Apocalypse.

DowningDude
Legend
10 minutes ago
Reply to  FungoAle

I don’t think I’ve said more than 5 words about Perry but ok. Kid gloves. He sucks – there’s no arguing that but he had a very small fingerprint on this turd. It all starts at the top and the poor org. No development etc. seriously. This thing is sick top to bottom. There isn’t a single area of the organization that doesn’t need tearing down and rebuilding. Lots of work to do. I don’t think Stan can turn this around in under 10 years but I’m trying to stay optimistic.

steelgolf
Legend
18 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

You don’t think he would have some “splainin to do” about his crappy rosters and signings if he were to apply for another GM job or assistant GM job?

DowningDude
Legend
18 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

He’ll never work in baseball again. Keep your eyes peeled

steelgolf
Legend
16 minutes ago
Reply to  DowningDude

He’ll turn up in a front office somewhere.

DowningDude
Legend
15 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Funny how Bobby V vanished as well when the Minasian touch started to take hold. Wasn’t he friends with Perry’s papa? 😂

steelgolf
Legend
35 minutes ago

I would like to send out a special congratulations to Perry Minasian for putting together the 2 worst rosters in Angels history !!! That in itself is a feat, especially since these loss records were not because of injuries.

FungoAle
Legend
31 minutes ago
Reply to  steelgolf

That’s a good call. Angels had no significant injuries outside of Schanuel and even then, not much missed production.

steelgolf
Legend
30 minutes ago
Reply to  FungoAle

One of the major “missed production” issues this team had the last couple of seasons was named Jorge Soler!

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
37 minutes ago

That some of you reading this WANT 100 losses sicken me

JHW 👑🎤

steelgolf
Legend
38 minutes ago

We’re Number One ….. Hundred !!!!!

Senator_John_Blutarsky
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39 minutes ago

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