Angels Lose 100 for the first time Ever

Of course it would come down to the last game of the season. With 100 losses on the line, the Angels tease the fans by having this dreadful level of suckatude come down to the last game of the season, blowing leads and being offensively offensive for so much of the season that it HAS to be on purpose at this point.

That some of you reading this WANT 100 losses sicken me. Yes, it is a mostly useless factoid but it is SOMETHING to have over other teams at a time that the fans need anything we can get. Losing today would mean absolutely nothing. It won’t change the lottery odds, it won’t even change the 2nd+ rounds as the Angels can’t be jumped by the A’s or move past the Rockies. Is it to just spite Arte as he finally leaves? All that will do will lose us a fun fact as he DNGAF and people in the future won’t care either.

Losing 100 games doesn’t even give you much, really only the Astros have absolutely tanked this century AND were able to be great. The constantly playoff teams like the Dodgers and Yankees haven’t lost 100 in over a century. Dodgers are looking to break the Braves record of consecutive playoff appearances and the Yankees haven’t even had a losing season since 1992. Why should we root for a big L that won’t help at all?

Anyway, it was Kikuchi’s final start of the season, maybe of his time with the Angels, who knows what happens this offseason. He went 5 innings, giving up 3 runs on 6 hits, striking out 7 and walking 1. Not bad, but he really was inefficient and needed to go more.

Needed more with how bad this offense is

The real blunder was the offense though. And defense. Multiple bad defensive plays. Worse situational hitting. It was horrible. Hard to watch even. Scoring so few runs and then just giving the Mariners even more is how you lose. And that is what this team has been. The worst team in Angels history. Utterly disgusting.

Highlighted Recap

Grissom stupidly wasted the first Angels challenge with 2 outs in the top of the 1st with no on just because he stupidly thought he had a walk. What he really has is bad eyes.

You dumbass

In the 2nd, a bunt, botch by Meckler, and a groundout made it 1-0 Mariners.

1-0 Mariners

A HBP and 2 hits in the 3rd allowed another run to score for the Mariners.

2-0 Mariners

And a groundout makes that 3 runs.

3-0 Mariners

It wasn’t a shutout as the Angels scrapped by to get a run across on a sac fly in the 6th.

3-1 Mariners

However the stupid team can’t keep anything close as they allow a run on Grissom not being able to catch a throw.

4-1 Mariners

And instead of getting out of the inning, Siri drops the ball allowing 2 more to score.

6-1 Mariners

In the 8th, the Angels did not go quietly as Siri hit a 2 run home run to mostly make up for his bad fielding today. Mostly.

6-3 Mariners

So that means the catching must be stupid and have a passed ball to give the Mariners one more run in the bottom of the 8th because they SUCK.

7-3 Mariners

Angels do jack shit in the 9th and lose 100 games for the first time ever. I’m so mad right now.

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johnlweitzel
Member
11 days ago

Kikuchi, one win all season.

Brent
Super Member
11 days ago

Thrilled to see them lose 100 games. And Trout’s bumass didn’t even play the final game. Pathetic player, pathetic franchise over the last 20 years.

Onward to new ownership, hopefully with no Trout, no Neto, no C Moore, no Paris and Detmers traded for long term prospects.

Fuck this season. Fuck Arte.

steelgolf
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  Brent

Trout is here until his contract runs out.

WallyChuckChili
Legend
11 days ago

Comment 100 for 100 loses…

Angelz4ever
Super Member
11 days ago

My (Unposted) 2026 preseason predictions were that we’d be in solid 3rd place in the AL West, but fade away from any WC consideration near the AS break. I felt Trout would hit 30 HRs and Neto would continue to crush.

Turk's Teeth
Editor
Legend
11 days ago

Looking forward to the Arizona Fall League on Oct 3, and seeing whether Arjun can finally hit that breaker low and away in the autumnal southwest desert.

Angelz4ever
Super Member
11 days ago

Hopefully the team can change hands very close/after the end of the season, which is shortly after the WS, so the stench can be cleaned and aired out at Anaheim and the new regime can bring healing to Halo fans.

Last edited 11 days ago by Angelz4ever
Texan44
Trusted Member
11 days ago

For all of you that need to attend Gamblers Anonymous.

https://bookies.com/mlb/picks/mlb-first-manager-fired-odds

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  Texan44

We’re contenders!

FungoAle
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  Texan44

This is from a month ago. Things have shifted around a bit but Wilson won the FIRST manager competition.

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  FungoAle

good. Also I enjoyed Cal Raleigh’s .177 average. Unfortunately he had a better 2nd half and ended up with an 89 OPS+. He did finish 6 for 40 (including 0 for 16 to end the season) so that’s a plus in my mind.

GonFishin
Trusted Member
11 days ago

And yes, thank you to all our writers and editing team. You guys are the one that keeps this community standing.

GonFishin
Trusted Member
11 days ago

Whatever.

I, for one, was hoping they would avoid 100 losses. I thought it was cool to say we were the only franchise not to have that in our history.

It is what it is. Tomorrow is when some cleaning begins.

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  GonFishin

while trying to find out how many other teams have had 100 losses as their worst season (unsuccessfully…it must be out there somewhere) I came across what might have been the saddest 5 year stretch for a team’s fans. The Phillies from 1938 to 1942 lost at least 103 each season (111 was the most). They rebounded with a couple of 90 loss seasons, then lost 108 in 1945. Yikes!

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago

I’m always amazed looking at the Philadelphia Athletics and their revered coach Connie Mack … tons of 100 loss seasons.

Like several in a row. How does ownership decide – “yeah … we’re gonna roll with this guy for another 20 years … re-sign him!”

😂

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  DowningDude

“Mack managed the Philadelphia Athletics for its first 50 seasons of play, starting in 1901; was at least part-owner from 1901 to 1954″

Texan44
Trusted Member
11 days ago

And they managed to do in 150-156 games.

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago

I’m still excited about baseball and looking forward to FOUR games on Tuesday

WallyChuckChili
Legend
11 days ago

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Roy Hobbs
Super Member
11 days ago

Thanks to all the editors and Jessica for enabling us to yell at each other. You guys provide a great public service.

Roy Hobbs
Super Member
11 days ago

62-100 and no one can take it away from us. We move forward starting from the bottom. It will be interesting to see what happens as we do. one little step art a time. Arte still owns the team but he could care less. I have no idea what the next 6 months will look like but I look forward to hanging out for the playoffs.

angelslogic
Legend
11 days ago

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AngelsFanInHell
Super Member
11 days ago

I was two off from the record and hoped Adell didn’t get traded.

I knew Detmers and Trout would be good.

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AngelsFanInHell
Super Member
11 days ago

I wish we all could do this to Suzuki.

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Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago

it’ll be fun to go back to our pre-season predictions

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago

Where was that?

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago

16 comments???? Where was everybody myself included? Dang. I had a busy offseason!!!!

Angels2020Champs
Member
Legend
11 days ago

My season predictions:
67-95
Team MVP: Neto

I also said Arte would sell the team. Was wrong about Kikuchi being best pitcher :-/

Eric_in_Portland
Legend
11 days ago

like I said, 39-123, then I can be pleasantly surprised. Trout 4 WAR. Jo 35 HRs, Detmers the only 10 game winner. No significant trades at the deadline because “we’re building something”.

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago

I used AI and it found my 2025 prediction but nothing for 2026 …

“Much more bearish predictions this year!
We ran out of Hopium????
I think this is the year we hit 100 losses.
DowningDude sez:
62-100
All that being said … go team and stuff!
Woo hoo!”

Brent
Super Member
11 days ago
Reply to  DowningDude

“I used AI “

Oh no, he’s retarded.

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  Brent

hahahahah! Got me!

Good to see you again, Brent!

😀

FungoAle
Legend
11 days ago

Here was my predictions, more specific nature vs predicting a record:

  • Angels finish last in the AL West – WIN
  • Angels finish last in the AL – WIN
  • Angels finish with the second worst record in baseball, Rockies take the crown – WIN
  • Angels lead the league again in offensive strikeouts (less Ward but more Soler) – WIN
  • Only one hitter above .280 average – WIN
  • Bullpen ERA over 4.8+ – Lose, 4.4
  • WHIP 1.48 – Lose 1.41
  • Top 1-3 teams in blown saves – WIN
  • Starting staff will be mid-pack, top 3 solid with No. 4 and No. 5 average – WIN
  • Perry gets let go by Aug 2nd, off-seasons just keep getting worse, long overdue – WIN
  • Suzuki will stay on as manager after demonstrating a no-bullshit approach to the game – (TBD)
  • Trout has an above grade year, reclaim some glory – Push
  • Neto solid with 2-stints to the DL – LOSE
  • Adell reverts to 2024 stats – WIN
  • Schanny hits enough to raise his average by 0.1 ~ .270 range, little pop – LOSE
  • The Cubans will be removed from the team come Aug 1 – Gonna call it a WIN, Moncada sent home
  • Angels lock up the 3rd pick 2027 Amateur draft, one team with a superior record will leapfrog the Halos – (TBD)
  • Erica Weston leaves to join a winning organization – LOSE
  • Mark Langston takes over as GM besting Gubi for the job, Arte will hire in-house, cheap bastard – LOSE
DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  FungoAle

Solid guesses man.

Marcotor
Trusted Member
11 days ago

So… we have lost the ability to say zOMG WE SUCK LESS!!! I wasn’t rooting fot 100 L’s, but there is no instrument invented that could measure how little it matters.

Through a(nother) crap season, with a tiny sliver of hope near the bitter end, HH is, and always be the best place to cheer, cry, bash, whine, and commensurate with the faithful.

To the offseason we go!

Fansince1971
Legend
11 days ago

Would someone with more AI skills than I please create an image of Arte Moreno with a giant 100 anchor around his neck.

Marcotor
Trusted Member
11 days ago
Reply to  Fansince1971

Ask, and receive 🙂

Arte-100
Fansince1971
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  Marcotor

AWESOME!! That should be Monday’s masthead.

Last edited 11 days ago by Fansince1971
FungoAle
Legend
11 days ago

Turn the page.

Four Wild Card games on Tuesday, yes there is a Baseball God

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago
Reply to  FungoAle

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AngelsFanInHell
Super Member
11 days ago
Reply to  DowningDude

I hated Scioscia.

DowningDude
Legend
11 days ago

Did you hate chocolate when they invented it?

😂

Roy Hobbs
Super Member
11 days ago
Reply to  DowningDude

I still like chocolate.

FungoAle
Legend
11 days ago

Not me, he had grown stale but was a good manager

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