LA Angels Wednesday News Crash: New Hat

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Angels News

Kikuchi is our opening day SP and his face can now be seen in Anaheim. I mean, I guess Arte has to put SOMEONE on his billboards and stuff.

Remember Mo Vaughn? The big FA signing of the Disney years who slipped and fell, causing people to finally renovate the dugout? Yeah, apparently he cheated. Shocker, I know. HGH. Why admit it NOW? I dunno.

Taylor Blake Ward thinks Shuan Anderson could make the MLB team. The 30 year old RP has bounced around a lot, and this team needs pitching badly.

With Neto out to start the season, who will start at SS and 2B on Opening Day? Perry and Ron have no idea.

Around Baseball

Corpos tend to skip out on checking things before they finalize them these days. Like when New Era made a bunch of terrible hats, but the Texas one got laughed at for being TeTas. Needless to say, Spanish speakers are certainly JA JA JA-ing right now. So much that New Era pulled it from their website. Needless to say, that hat will be a collector’s item.

The season hasn’t started, but the trade deadline is set. July 31st at 3PM PDT. Angels fans should know that date as the day that anyone with value SHOULD be traded day.

How hyped are MLB fans for this season? The Athletic ran the numbers and put them behind a paywall. Too bad we have no way of ever finding those numbers out oh no…

NOT LAST!

While people are in panic about Baseball’s future here, it is getting stronger in Japan, where Baseball has overtaken Soccer for favorite sport amongst Japanese boys. Is it because of Ohtani? Yes, it is because of Ohtani.

How much is Vlad Jr betting on himself in FA? More than what Toronto offered him, which was 500M dollars. (with deferrals). Maybe they tried using Canadian money, which is why it did not work.

That Lucas Giolito trade was so bad. How is he doing anyway? Got injured again in his first Spring Training game. Hamstring tightness.

Anything I missed? Post below for upvotes!

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Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago

Why not Rengifo to the Skanks ?

https://x.com/JeffFletcherOCR/status/1899581195329159257

The dude crushes LHP’s

Senator_John_Blutarsky
Legend
Reply to  Cowboy26

Yes, and include Anderson the Older.

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago

For a couple of slices?

The Skankies are notorious for not trading prospects.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  Angelz4ever

They have sent some prospects out more recently. The level of prospects that Rengifo would get. He’s not Tucker or Cease or anything.

Problem is, just like last year, you won’t get squat for a hurt Rengifo.

Twebur
Legend
1 month ago

lineup vs White Sox

Jo – CF
Timmy A – SS

https://x.com/RhettBollinger/status/1899854373196546327

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  Twebur

Hm. Trout must have yellow fever of the anklus maximus tendon or something…. or he’s just taking it easy cause it’s spring training. Lets GO Jo and Mick! I’m rootin for you boys! Start hitting!

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago

Trout is OG man. he dont do spring roadtrips

Last edited 1 month ago by Cowboy26
Senator_John_Blutarsky
Legend

Trout is tired. The sun in the desert is bright, and having to trot to the outfield is monotonous. The clubhouse refridge is stocked full, and the air conditioning is soothing.

Twebur
Legend
1 month ago

I hear he’s getting a golf lesson today, with Tiger Woods…..compare injuries and surgeries.

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Twebur

Well, it must be via video instruction, Tiger is recovering from surgery.

Last edited 1 month ago by Angelz4ever
gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  Angelz4ever

That asshole hates playing golf. At least he’s never been THAT into his family….

Jeff Joiner
Editor
Legend
1 month ago

I completely understand the bottom three but for the life of me I can’t figure out what Marlins and Nationals fans have to be excited about this season.

cookmeister
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Jeff Joiner

full season of James Wood and Dylan Crews is pretty exciting

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  cookmeister

Not if you hate unproven rookies and want to rebuild by signing 13 free agents that are all good and under age 28.

Standards bro.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend

Boston Red Sox FO. So stupid. Just a tool of their evil owner.

I want a TeTas hat…. but my fear of people thinking I am a Rangers fan prevents me. I have a co-worker who bought three…. goofball.

If I were a Guardians or Twins fan I’d be more excited than they apparently are, but it’s good to see Royals, Tigers and Reds fans are feeling the hype even though all their owners are cheaper and eviler than ours.

If Toronto was barely willing to pay Vlad Jr 500M heading into the year what does this tell other teams? Vlad is very talented, so I bet he loses another 15lbs and hit’s for a .950+ OPS so he can get his monies from some fool and becomes a payroll drag anchor. The Jays are looking bleak. I don’t think overpaying Vlad’s really gonna fix them. They should do what the Angels didn’t and tear it down.

When do the Angels announce cuts? I want to feel the joy when Suarez gets sent down/away and people can stop worrying every time they see him and are reminded of the massive contract the Angels gave him and what it portends. It’s the move that will save our season and vault us into contention.

Brock Burke. Another DamnRight success story? A 1.13 WHIP and 11k/9 once we got our hands on him last year? Looking good this Spring too. Trade chip? Sign him on the cheap? The world needs good lefty relievers, that’s why even Suarez gets a look. Desperation.

Burke, McDanials, Anderson, Zeferjahn, Crouse, Joyce plus guys like Silseth, Torres and Murphy maybe even Marte and some kids down the line…. other than Jansen this may actually be shaping up into that cheap bullpen PTP has been dreaming of. Honestly, it looks like past Braves bullpens. Amazing.

I hate the friggin Doyers. Just felt like saying that. I hope the D Backs and Padres kick their ass.

steelgolf
Legend
1 month ago

Sooooo….. you’re saying Vlad Jr will go on Ozempic and lose 15 lbs?

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  steelgolf

He’s young and plays sports all day. All he has to do is skip KFC. He’s already lost weight. If he keeps that going another year I bet some GMs buy into it, especially if he rakes this year. So with Ozempic, he’d lose 25 lbs and develop a shapely ass.

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago

#REMEMBERPRINCEFIELDER

Senator_John_Blutarsky
Legend
Reply to  Angelz4ever

#REMEMBERMOVAUGHNHGH

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  steelgolf

How could we tell Vlad Jr. dropped 15 lbs?

steelgolf
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Angelz4ever

He no longer has a need for a steel belted belt?

WallyChuckChili
Legend
1 month ago

The “AnAels” hat is going to have to do.

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago

If I were Houston I would just finally come out and embrace the reality of

As Hos

Twebur
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

astros.wav – KABC sportscaster Stu Nahan flub of an “As Hos” score. 

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

What kind of inept legally blind QC did that hat company have?

Pineapple12
Super Member
1 month ago

Crouse optioned to AAA.

Ryan Johnson 👀

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  Pineapple12

Oh man. I am a little surprised. I liked him. But I am also always wrong about relief pitchers, which likely doomed him.

SD19
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Pineapple12

I have the same pronounced last name but I’ve never trusted anybody with this spelling variation….. so yeah he has to go haha

JackFrost
Super Member
1 month ago

Well, since John mentioned Kikuchi and him pitching on Opening Day in Chicago I feel obliged to temper the naive Spring excitement that has become an annual tradition for many here at CTPG…

For those who are not aware, the Angels have not done well on Opening Day. For a long, LONG time. In fact, over the last eleven years the Angels are 1-10 in the season’s first real game. The only win over that stretch came in 2021. This period also included a stretch of 7 consecutive losses on Opening Day between 2014 and 2020. In all this losing is included a hard to believe 0-5 record against the pathetic A’s with all thoses losses coming at the penitentiary in Oakland.

So, needless to say I am not especially hopeful about Opening Day. The Angels will have to prove to me they are ready to go when it counts.

WallyChuckChili
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  JackFrost

We won one?
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Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  JackFrost

Hey Frostie you know what other OD we lost miserably?

March 31, 2002.

And we all know how that turned out .So opening Day means jack shit .

JackFrost
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

Ummm, not so fast. Each year of that eleven year stretch in which we lost on Opening Day we missed the playoffs, with the single exception of 2014.

Also, people always used 2002 to counter statements about Angels futility. And of course, it was an incredible season. It was a magical year that is not likely to be duplicated. The exception that proves the rule, as they say …

Last edited 1 month ago by JackFrost
gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  JackFrost

I think the only cure is to root for the Dodgers. Their bandwagon is so huge no one would notice you slipping on and you could finally rest from your constant war against Thanos… I mean Arte.

ErSTAN
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

I was there! Bartolo dominated our asses.

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  ErSTAN

Me too. a nine inning 5 hit complete game shutout in March was pretty damn impressive. Probably was the game that convinced Stoneman to try and sign him 2 years later.

ErSTAN
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

Love me some Big Sexy.

SchofieldsWalkoff
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  JackFrost

If we’re going off past performance to tamper the use of hopium why not go all in and look at the total history of the franchise?
As you can see below, the only night to watch Angels baseball is Saturdays

Monday (531-549)
Tuesday (748-770)
Wednesday (767-769)
Thursday (508-545)
Friday (802-823)
Saturday (833-803)
Sunday (832-856)

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago

With Neto and Giffy out and 15 of the first 18 are road games, my prediction is that April will be the cruelest month. I hope for rain outs.

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  RexFregosi

yes but you will get see C Moore start at the Keystone.

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

Never more than Alomar.

senior hardly missed at inning in 1970-1971

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

I keep thinking about will the keep the kids? Or will they keep (veteran) players that can help them win baseball games in April?

do they want to win games in April? Or is it continued development? I think if they want to win in April, it’s Trout in CF. LFG.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  RexFregosi

Thing is, you can keep veterans and use em in April so that kids can keep developing. If you’re super lucky you even get a trade chip out of it. So if we keep a crap veteran on the roster for a little while it doesn’t mean we are doing it to “compete”.

Senator_John_Blutarsky
Legend
Reply to  RexFregosi

Remember, you have to be cruel to be kind.

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago

It’s a very good sign.

Born_in_59
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

In the right measure.

SchofieldsWalkoff
Trusted Member
1 month ago
Reply to  RexFregosi

That’s what depth is for and there’s an old saying that seems to be proven on a yearly basis.

games aren’t played on paper.

JackFrost
Super Member
1 month ago

I kind of agree with this… for me personally in all the years I have attended games I have had the best luck seeing wins on Saturdays ….Next would be Mondays, with alot of those being Monday night wins vs the Yankees. Alot of bad luck with Tuesday games however …

My best winning percentage is against the Royals first, and then the Yankees second, believe it or not…

Last edited 1 month ago by JackFrost
gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  JackFrost

I have never understood…. the Royals, it may not actually be the case, but when they suck they seem to still always beat on us….

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago

Scioscia handled them well.

*except for a short series in 2014

toad2065
Trusted Member
1 month ago

I blame Gubi!

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago

In the Park?

Twebur
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

.. alright for fighting
Get a little action in
alright alright alright,

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend
Reply to  JackFrost

Thank Gah. I was afraid people were having too much fun and even engaging in dangerous Fooled Again Positivity about an aspect or two of the team. We all know that enjoyment of anything leads to dancing. And dancing leads to sex. And sex leads to forgetting about how much Arte hurt you and losing focus on calling him to account for his war crimes.

I’d been wondering when some brave thinker would regulate on all these stupid people trying to find anything to be vaguely interested in and falling into the trap of thinking we are gonna win it all. I was too afraid to do it myself. Thank the Lord you’re here.

red floyd
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  JackFrost

When was the last time we opened at home two years running?

JackFrost
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  red floyd

2021 and 2022 were both at home. That said, we are now on our third straight road opener with this year’s game in Chicago.

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago

Well good news from yesterday is that we scored six runs, the bad news…….I’m sorry we’re all out of time….

I know, I know, ST!

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Angelz4ever
Roy Hobbs
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

It’s a start.

Twebur
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

He looks faster, stronger, he’s reshaped his body. He’s the $800,000 Dollar Man.

https://youtu.be/nexLuXODhr0?si=sCkt3EmngPtWWWLJ

Cowboy26
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Twebur

Is that Patty O’Neal’s TV dad?

Angelz4ever
Super Member
1 month ago

13-6?

What was the total penalty yardage?

WallyChuckChili
Legend
1 month ago
Reply to  Angelz4ever

Pretty impressive that we got 3 safeties.

red floyd
Legend
1 month ago

I thought we blew the two point PAT attempt?

WallyChuckChili
Legend
1 month ago

Angels prospect Lucas says he wants to be better than his dad.

https://www.mlb.com/angels/news/lucas-ramirez-playing-for-team-brazil

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago

Nice to see Tennessee offered him. He will get his chance.
and probably a second chance too.

Jeff Joiner
Editor
Legend
1 month ago

Hopefully he doesn’t take the same path to doing so.

steelgolf
Legend
1 month ago

And even after the vintage Suarez performance yesterday, some how, you know he starts the season with the big club. Not for any logical reasons, just that he will, because, Angels.

GrandpaBaseball
Legend
1 month ago

More Moore? He could open the season at 2b. Schanny (borrowed this nick name) is trying his hardest and could break out. Pitching is really, really, suck-o. Least liked starter is Suarez and for good reason. Texas 2024 first rd. pick-Langford looking very good.

Wash needs to use his magic on Moore-he of stone “D”.

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago

I agree- our pitching is really, really; suck-o.

FungoAle
Legend
1 month ago

It’s Schanny “Singles,” come on GP. Agree, Langford is a good one. He’ll be punishing Angel pitchers for a while. There is no Langford in this years draft, sadly.

RexFregosi
Super Member
1 month ago
Reply to  FungoAle

I like calling him Schanny Smiles too because even if he isn’t singling, he’s still smiling. And with Noda, we have by far the smilingest 1b in baseball.

but I’m genuinely GA, and since it reminds of past glory, I’ll go with NRS.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
Legend

He may still be around for God knows what reason, but Suarez isn’t gonna be a starter. We at least have that. And yes, I’d really really rather Moore go to the minors and focus on defense rather than deal with MLB pitcher AND try to learn defense on the fly.

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