LA Angels Tuesday News Crash: Motorcycle Crash?

Fernando Tatis Jr. was not in a motorcycle crash. It was “just a fall — he scraped his knee and hands a little.” (AKA road rash). Repeat, it was not a motorcycle accident. It just involved a motorcycle.

Yasiel Puig, of the Kiwoom Heroes, paid $325,000 to settle with two of the three known women accusing him of sexual assault. The accuser concerning the incident at Staples Center is still suing him.

Freddy Galvis is officially off the board. He’s going to the SoftBank Hawks for two years.

Fired St. Louis field manager Mike Shildt is taking a job in the Commissioner’s Office.

In a two day stretch, the Nationals signed Dee Strange-Gordon and Maikel Franco to minor league deals.

Brad Ausmus appears to be out of the running for the Mets field manager job. Maybe he’ll get a job with the Athletics. So far he is not being reported as a candidate, though.

Here’s an article for 2002heaven grading each teams 2015 draft haul. Let’s face it, David Fletcher and Jared Walsh are pretty good players.

Here is some colorized footage of Babe Ruth striking out.

Here is footage of another Guerrero the Angels can whiff on.

Photo credit: Rex Fregosi

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gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Man. Looking at that 2015 draft recap/regrade puts me back into the mindset that I don’t care all that much if we have a hugely impressive farm system.

red floyd
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2 years ago

In an attempt to rage, rage against the dying of the light, the Halos have signed Dillon Thomas

Twebur
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2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

Poetry referenced by an Angels fan…..about “death and anguish”

trAditiion  

FungoAle
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2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

Perry playing small ball.

rspencer
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2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

Well, didn’t we once have Bob Zimmerman in the minors?

Twebur
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2 years ago
Reply to  rspencer

Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door.

….Angel fan no doubt

rspencer
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2 years ago
Reply to  Twebur

Along with Declan MacManus, whose red shoes the Angels want to wear.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Reply to  red floyd

I was looking forward to the literary references all day….

rspencer
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2 years ago

Okay, do not go gentle into that good night.

Twebur
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2 years ago

Babe Ruth sucks…….grit-less AB.

Designerguy
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2 years ago

OT: Are comments subject to approval? I posted something yesterday and it’s tagged with “Awaiting for approval.”

Cowboy26
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2 years ago

Not sure how we missed this one

https://twitter.com/Angels/status/1470506574494023688/photo/1

R.I.P. Roland

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2 years ago
Reply to  Cowboy26

What a fantastic baseball career Roland Hemond had, and part of that was being part of the group of men who brought the Los Angeles Angels franchise into existence.

In December of 1960, the Angel ownership needed to create an entire baseball team out of thin air, and in a hurry. Autry’s ownership group was granted the franchise on Dec. 6th and the expansion draft was held just days later on Dec. 14th.

The Angels quickly hired Fred Haney to be their GM. Haney had been the manager of the Milwaukee Braves from 1956-1959, winning the NL pennant three times and the WS once. The farm director of the Braves during this time was Hemond whom Haney talked into joining the Angels to be in charge of scouting and the farm.

By 1962 the Angels’ C class minor league team, the San Jose Bees, we’re the California League champions, led by 18-year-old Dick Simpson who hit 42 home runs and had a .315 BA and 20-year-old Fred Newman who won 15 games and had a 1.58 ERA.

red floyd
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2 years ago

We got a B for 2015? That’s unpossible! Everyone knows that we didn’t draft all the players that turned out to be SUPERSTARS because of Cheap Arte!!!

[insert a few unlabelled pictures here]

matthiasstephan
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2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

Looking forward to the array of top tier talent we missed out on by signing Jered Walsh (in the 39th round).

WallyChuckChili
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2 years ago

Waste of $3,000

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Reply to  red floyd

You’d think Tooty Two would LOVE this draft. We signed Walsh for $3,000! That’s less than an Astros starter AND we didn’t have to go to Mexico! 💪  💪  💪  💪  👈 

I need to poop. Bye!

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Reply to  red floyd

Also shocking to Tooty Two is the low grades the A’s, Giants, Indians and Mariners got. Would have thought those would be A+++.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago

“Motorcycle accident” sounds a lot cooler than “laid his bike down at a stop sign”

I get it, Tatis.

steelgolf
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

And I am 90% sure he is not supposed to be riding motorcycles according to his contract. Jeff Kent got injured on a motorcycle and tried to lie and say he fell off of his truck while trying to wash it. Contracts that big have a list of things you can and can’t do even during the off season. Uh oh, now The Padres are going to have some correspondence with their insurance company. This kind of correspondence usually results in higher insurance rates.

matthiasstephan
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2 years ago
Reply to  steelgolf

Can they enforce that part of the contract after they locked out the players?

steelgolf
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2 years ago

Good question. That can only be answered by seeing the wording of the contract and having some of the resident attorneys give their interpretation of what it says. Guarantee though that once the lockout is over there will be discussions with him, especially if he comes back injured in any way.

Cowboy26
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2 years ago
Reply to  Charles Sutton

Or that dumb ass left handed ex-Cubs pitcher who severely cut his thumb on his pitching hand when the glass he was washing broke in his hand. Whatever happened to that idiot ?

Jeff Joiner
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

Exactly.

There are two type of bikes. Those that have been laid down and those that haven’t been laid down yet.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago
Reply to  Jeff Joiner

Leave it to dad to set the record straight hahaha

red floyd
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

So Jeff is the dad around here? I guess that makes me and DG the crazy uncles.

Which makes sense, we’re a big happy dysfunctional family here…

CtPG: Putting the FUN back into dysfunctional.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

I, uh, actually meant Tatis Sr.

But sure, Jeff can be the dad, and you two can be the grandfathers.

gitchogritchoffmypettis
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Reply to  Mia

And I will be our huge, lazy orange cat who hates Mondays and loves lasagna….. and I will star in a comic strip that no one ever laughs at for decades.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago

Hey, you’re not 2002heaven

Designerguy
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

We’re easy to identify — Grandpa Red is the one wearing pants.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago
Reply to  Designerguy

And they love him! If you didn’t insist on wearing the rally thong everywhere you might see the kids more often!

rspencer
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

Yes. There are some things that simply cannot be unseen.

Designerguy
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

They gave it to me as a Christmas present. If I didn’t wear it, they’d be offended.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago
Reply to  Designerguy

That’s not gonna hold up in court.

red floyd
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

Neither will the Thong.

Mia
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Mia
2 years ago
Reply to  red floyd

As the gallery bursts into laughter…

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Designerguy
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mia

I’ll stand arms akimbo. I’m not ashamed.